This is the polo for people who hate polos—but still have to show up in public. Made from 100% polyester with a super light 4.13 oz/yd² fabric, it keeps things breathable while you wreak stylish havoc on anyone expecting “subtle.”
A classic pointed collar and three-button placket keep the look sharp, while the all-over print ensures you are anything but. Perfect for casual Fridays, ironic weddings, and anything that requires structured rebellion.
Material:
100% polyester
Extra light and fast-drying
Pointed collar
Three-button placket
All-over print design
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F), gentle cycle. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach. Do not iron. And definitely don’t wear it to blend in.
